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mock150061

there are many more cables than we thought


New Times reporters say the U.S. military AND the spies
are getting uptight about the Russians.  The data plan for
your portable phone, I must inform, is really  mostly profit.

mock150058

how about that select committee

 

I do something like character profiles for two
important Congressmen in the U.S., and before
and after that we talk gambling. Is what I do here
in Japan more addictive or less than
fantasy sports in the U.S.

 

 

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mock150057

consider defecation; we are all full of it,
and here in Japan or in Osaka, kids need to
learn about it.  We also address Donny Rumsfeld
having been full of it

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link to the video that THE Cutie PIE talks about

from Wikipedia:
Mythology and tradition

Some peoples have culturally significant stories in which defecation plays a role. In a Wemale and Alune legend from the island of Seram, Maluku Province, Indonesia, the mythical girl Hainuwele defecates valuable objects.[8] One of the traditions of Catalonia (Spain) relates to the Caganer, a figurine depicted in the act of defecation appearing in nativity scenes in Catalonia and neighbouring areas with Catalan culture. The exact origin of the Caganer is lost, but the tradition has existed since at least the 18th century.

Terminology
Defecation is often referred to by terms such as pooping, shitting, dumping, crapping, and others.

 

 

mock150056

Steven Tyler wrote for Huffington Post
about paying for music and therefore writers and artists
(many times they are one in the same). I was alone
in the studio, and the freshest news from
the U.S. was computer problems
for airports

 

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mock150054

Janet Jackson might have a hit, ACE of BASE
gets accused of being NAZI, and we know that they never
had any hits like ABBA, but nobody wants to hear
the ABBA hits any more.  Congressman Gowdy 
might NOT be a NAZI, but he brings
shame on his party

 

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